16 Works in Like Real People Do - Hozier (Song)

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    Clara Donovan, a witty and sharp writer who refuses to feel much of anything and Andrew Byrne, a soulful, bluesy musician who feels too much of everything- are very different people.

    Perhaps opposites attract but things start going downhill after an unexpectedly successful first meeting and soon enough the pair can’t stand to be in the same room as one another.

    I suppose the question is- How many chance meetings does it take for hate, to boil into lust?

    (Just an angsty, smutty, will they won’t they, fic for you all. Get your enemies to lovers and Hozier fix in one place.)

    Language:
    English
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    37,021
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    96
    Kudos:
    127
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    3,105
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    Lyre is tragic. Her life has been tragic, but she is determined to rise above it. Wilson is hopeful, coasting on the high on his life, confused, and privileged. The two meet but once, and and thats all that it took. She is drawn to his whimsey and light, and he is growing addicted to her darkness and terror.

    Slowly, the two begin to taint one another. A unique, fated connection is born. The strongest there is, something that is beyond romance or friendship.

    This is a story heavily inspired by the Hozier song, about a journey of two loves that surpasses that of anything that has come before it.

    (P.S Yes, this story is for the guy that held open the door for me at the coffee shop. It was the briefest moment between us, but your smile was just so damn cute and so this is for you.)

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    English
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    1/1
    Hits:
    1
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    A story inspired by Hozier's "Like Real People Do."

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    4
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    Amelia, better known by her online persona "Plant to Plate", has been approached by a cookbook publisher to write a cookbook based on the recipes she has shared with her multi-million followers. While struggling to find the motivation, she hosts her partner: international lesbian icon and musician, Hozier. Andrew, lovingly referred to as AJ by his partner, has just completed his second Unreal Unearth North American tour. While reunited, he explains that he feels a duty to his fans to play live shows, but each show leaves him feeling disconnected, unmotivated, and missing the days he played in small pubs or public venues. Amelia has just the solution to both their problems! They Travel the state she lives in, staying in Airbnb's and playing live music at small bars or public venues. Along the way, their relationship is tested and leaves them questioning which direction they are going.

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    English
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    8,412
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    208
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    A young establishing actor moves to Ireland from Australia to pursue her career. When on a talk show and soon at a party she meets a soon-to-be big Irish musician named Andrew Hozier-Byrne. The romantic tension starts building after getting to know him as they see themselves thinking about each other every day.

    Language:
    English
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    3,822
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    412
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    Andrew is taking a scenic trip to the woods after his hit song, Take me to church, topped the charts in 16 different countries. Now he just wants to alleviate the stress of being in the spotlight. And in order to meet the deadline for his new album he's locking himself in his family's countryside home.
    Little did he know, he wasn't the only person in a 20-mile radius.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,726
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1,807
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    An ode to a broken-souled lover who's taken to religion to save him from his past, told by the other party who's only recently escaped from a past that was imposed on her by religion. How do a fervent convert and a cult escapee manage to hold together a relationship based on something one of them considers a mortal sin?

    One rolls their eyes while the other closes theirs to pray.

    For Crackbaby...or maybe more for myself than for him.

     

    Background music: Like Real People Do by Hozier

     

    Complete, part of a series.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    1,722
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    97
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    Highschool students Olivia and Winnie have been bestfriends since gradeschool. Olivia is nursing a massive crush on Winnie, her straight best friends. See their relationship through Olivias point of view as she navigates friendship while holding back her feelings.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,736
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    26
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    "I'm broken. I've always been."
    "So have I, my love. You were the only thing that held me together."

    Or I was wondering if I could represent brokenness as a metaphor for not being real because your experiences are not the same as “normal” people. Did I do it? You can be the judge of that.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,115
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    277
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    Don't go digging things up in case they won't let you bury them again.
    -- Terry Pratchett, The Last Continent

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    246
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    37
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    A young man happens upon a mysterious woman one evening in a foreboding place known as the Bog. Intrigued by this lone woman and desperate to leave behind a simple life, he tries to form a connection with her.
    A forbidden and unassuming story of connection, longing, time, and the obscure. A little story that came to me and demanded to be written immediately. Go listen to "Like Real People Do" for the vibe. Excited to see where it goes, these characters are begging to have an audience. Each will have their own time to narrate the story as it progresses.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,094
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    46
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    ¿Alguna vez has sentido como toda tu vida se va al carajo? Ese momento donde te das cuenta de que nada de lo que tienes te satisface. Uno siempre mira al pasado e intenta buscar lo que salió mal para nunca saber cuál fue nuestro error.
    La verdad es que a mi me pasa más seguido de lo que me gusta admitir. Cuando esto sucede suelo ir al alcohol en busca de consuelo y es tan común en mi que ya no me molesta admitirlo.

    En mis delirios pienso en mi vida, en mi infancia, en las risas que compartí con mi mejor amigo Andrew, en como lo extraño y en lo estúpida que fui por perderle la pista. En cómo es que termine siendo tan miserable y en como quisiera que todo cambiara.

    Lo que no sabia es que todo estaba a punto de hacerlo y todo comenzaría con una visita al bar del fin del mundo.

    Language:
    Español
    Words:
    5,458
    Chapters:
    2/10
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    98
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    Where there is life, there is loss. They take tragedy and make it part of their existence.  

    In Eden City, the living and the not-yet-passed work side by side to cherish, serve and protect.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,953
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    180
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    Honey had buried many things over the years but rarely did she have to dig something else up.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,471
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    190
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    After ten years, the dwarves give up and bury Snow White.

    Centuries later, a vampire comes to a graveyard on Halloween.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    582
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    59
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    464
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    There's been something wrong with Chloe for as long as she can remember, something dark gnawing at the edges of her memories. And Nika has always been there to kiss the darkness away.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    952
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    229

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